I was approaching a stop light in our new (600 miles on the odometer) Tesla Model 3 when all sorts of alarms went off. Everything was disabled, including the regenerative braking. Lots of messages popped up on the screen and I had to hit the brake hard to stop. Messages popped up and the car beeped and I started to worry.
Got it home and found it was a relatively common problem. Except the solutions were all over the map. Some people said it went away on its own, others said a reboot or a camera recalibration. Some swore by a software update. One fellow claimed to smell smoke in this situation. One person reported a required MCU replacement. It has also been record hot here in Texas but the car is garage kept and I assume Teslas operate in even hotter places. But who knows?
Last week we had the windshield wipers coming on sporadically. Again lots of people with this problem, and lots of suggestions. One was that the front camera was dirty and sunlight hitting it at different angles made it think it was raining. I cleaned off a little spot when the front camera was (ok, the car does need a wash) and all was well.
What if all of these other problems were dirty camera lens issues too? All these functions are tied in to the cameras. So I went around with a napkin and cleaned the five other cameras. Seems like it fixed the issue. Not a very graceful failure, disabling everything for a dirty camera lens. I will also note Tesla has moved away from ultrasound (?) distance sensors to camera only. This vision approach does not seem as robust as the old sensors. Am I suppose to trust self driving mode when it can’t even accurately tell me how far the front of the car is from the curb when parking?